Tom Simard

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Our Enquiring Minds

The following taken from The Daily Beast:

“There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are,” Guy Webster, a spokesperson for Mars exploration at NASA, told The Daily Beast. “But there are no humans.”

Probably the only thing you need to know about Alex Jones is that Donald Trump said to him, “Your reputation’s amazing.” If you haven’t heard of him, thank your lucky stars. His is the way to the bottom of an abyss. The voice of bombast without any redeeming quality. Say it loud enough and with enough force and it’s just got to be true!

It’s probably only a matter of time before some official United States agency is forced to deny that alien lizards rule the world.

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